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In this activity you will see three jokes, but the lines will be jumbled. You have to put the lines in the correct order.

the chicken and the frog

One morning a chicken walked into a library ...

See joke

the firing-squad

Two men were travelling together in a foreign country ...

See joke

the parrot

A man went into a pet shop one day ...

See joke

You can also listen to these jokes:
Download mp3 files or listen on your PC:
the chicken and the frog | the firing squad | the parrot
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